I Don't Like Dogs.

I Guess That's Not Strictly True,... 

There ARE Dogs I 'Like' ...

But For The Most Part I Find Them Intrusive, Smelly & Needy.

Male Dogs Creep Me Out.
There Aren't A Lot Of Domesticated Animals You Can Have Around Your House That Have A (Mostly) Lifelike, & Fully Functional Penis And Balls Wobbling Around On Display For All To See.

The Main Difference Between Me And A Male Dog Owner Is How We See The Dog.
He Overlooks The Genitalia, Only Seeing The Dog. - (I Hope) -
I See A Wobbly Cock & Ball's Running Around That Also Barks,
 Then It Rubs Itself All Over The Couch You Put Your Face On While You're Laying Down Watching Movies

I'm Not Sure I'll Ever See The Appeal Of Having An Animal That Gets An Erection Simply Over The Fact That You've Arrived Home.
Have You Ever Made Eye Contact With A Male Dog Humping Your Leg?? - You'll Never Be The Same.
(I Appreciate The Enthusiasm, But It's Not For Me)

They Say 'A Dog Is A Man's Best Friend',
But Just How Good Of A Friend Do You Have To Be Before Its Ok To Rub Your Naked Balls Over Your Best Friends Couch?!