If You Don't Know Me, And We Talk For 5 Minutes...
You Will Invariably Find Out That I Love Boobs,
From Little Pointy Ones To The Big Floppy Ones.
I Love ALL Kinds Of Boobs Except For Fake Ones.
Fake Boobs Are Cheating.

What REALLY Annoys Me Is This Dumb Cunt In The Picture.
Her Name Is 'Beshine' And She Goes Around Saying She Has 'The Biggest Boobs In The World' Which Is Utter Bullshit.
(That Title Belongs To The Rather Haggard Looking Black Lady You Can See Featured In The Top Left Of The Picture Known As 'Norma Stits' (Enormous Tits)

Beshine Has 'The Biggest Tits In The World' In The Same Sense That If I Wore A Hat 3 Stories High I Would Suddenly Be The Tallest Man On Earth.

Fuck You, Beshine...
You're A Plastic, Cheating Attention Seeker.