So It's 2012...
I Wonder What This Year Has In Store?
I Actually Have Some Goals This Year.
Happy Apocalypse Everyone...

If I Wrote ONE SONG... I Would Be Happy If It Reached HALF The Impact Of This.
I Remember It From My Childhood, When Mum Used To Play It
Tho I Had No Idea How Profound The Lyrics Accompanying The Music Were.
The Older I Get, The Less I Can Hear Of This Song Without Getting Punched Violently In The Heart.
The Unison Of Sound, With The Content Of Lyrics, Matched With The Vocal Delivery....
It Truly Sounds Like The Feeling Of Having Lost Everything.

It Always Leaves Me Profoundly Emotional.

Every Element In This Song Paints A Picture.

I Can Physically Feel The Pain In His Voice Of Watching His Very Last Hope Disappear,
The Depression Of Working Hard His Entire Life Only To Watch It All Slip Through His Fingers.

Walking Through An Empty Home That Used To Be Filled With The Voices He Loved.
Sitting Down In A Darkened Room With A Brimming Ashtray, A Half-Empty Bottle Of Whiskey And A Guitar In An Attempt To Relieve A Pain That Just Won't Go Away.

People Don't Write Like This Anymore.

Here's A Secret...

Every Single Time Someone Has EVER Mentioned *****lica On Facebook...

I Have Filed A Report & Marked It As Spam.


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If You Don't Know Me, And We Talk For 5 Minutes...
You Will Invariably Find Out That I Love Boobs,
From Little Pointy Ones To The Big Floppy Ones.
I Love ALL Kinds Of Boobs Except For Fake Ones.
Fake Boobs Are Cheating.

What REALLY Annoys Me Is This Dumb Cunt In The Picture.
Her Name Is 'Beshine' And She Goes Around Saying She Has 'The Biggest Boobs In The World' Which Is Utter Bullshit.
(That Title Belongs To The Rather Haggard Looking Black Lady You Can See Featured In The Top Left Of The Picture Known As 'Norma Stits' (Enormous Tits)

Beshine Has 'The Biggest Tits In The World' In The Same Sense That If I Wore A Hat 3 Stories High I Would Suddenly Be The Tallest Man On Earth.

Fuck You, Beshine...
You're A Plastic, Cheating Attention Seeker.

I Don't Like Dogs.

I Guess That's Not Strictly True,... 

There ARE Dogs I 'Like' ...

But For The Most Part I Find Them Intrusive, Smelly & Needy.

Male Dogs Creep Me Out.
There Aren't A Lot Of Domesticated Animals You Can Have Around Your House That Have A (Mostly) Lifelike, & Fully Functional Penis And Balls Wobbling Around On Display For All To See.

The Main Difference Between Me And A Male Dog Owner Is How We See The Dog.
He Overlooks The Genitalia, Only Seeing The Dog. - (I Hope) -
I See A Wobbly Cock & Ball's Running Around That Also Barks,
 Then It Rubs Itself All Over The Couch You Put Your Face On While You're Laying Down Watching Movies

I'm Not Sure I'll Ever See The Appeal Of Having An Animal That Gets An Erection Simply Over The Fact That You've Arrived Home.
Have You Ever Made Eye Contact With A Male Dog Humping Your Leg?? - You'll Never Be The Same.
(I Appreciate The Enthusiasm, But It's Not For Me)

They Say 'A Dog Is A Man's Best Friend',
But Just How Good Of A Friend Do You Have To Be Before Its Ok To Rub Your Naked Balls Over Your Best Friends Couch?!

When I Was A Kid I Fancied DJ From Full House.
(Candace Cameron)
I Had A Major Crush On Her & Thought She Was Incredibly Cute.
Something I Never Expected, Was The Peculiar Feeling Of Being 34 And Still Being Just As Smitten At What Would Legally Be Called A 'Child'
I Should Point Out That My Affection Is A Harmless Admiration Of Her Cuteness And Not The More Adventurous "Tie Her Up & Chuck Her In The Boot Of My Car" Brand Of Attraction.

I Wonder How Different My Life Would Be If I Had A Drivers License...

I Really Miss Going Camping.